Do I like dancing????
Not life altering you say? Wrong! The answer to this question has potentially devestating implications... for the rest of my SOCIAL life. If I say no that would then imply that I would NOT dance at any future event with dancing. I am not a party animal but I hate the thought of being labeled the "party pooper"!! If I say yes then I am, in a sense obligated, to dance at any event with dancing including places like skanky clubs and sketchy bars. While I don't attend such establishments on a regular basis the thought of HAVING to dance in such places fills me with sheer dread. Why? Perhapes it's because I can't seem to ignore the frottage going on around me enough to actually enjoy dancing.
Yes I said frottage. If you don't know what it means look it up!

