Thursday, May 31, 2007

To Get Jiggy * To Hoedown * To Bust A Move * To Tango * To Cavort * To Sock Hop* To Shag Dance

I think I have a pretty good handle on who I am as a person. I am a 22 year old female. I have brown hair and green eyes. Among many things I love peanut butter, running, good conversation, thrift stores, and Starbucks coffee. However, after a night of clubbing with some friends in Hollywood I was left contemplating one life altering detail about myself.

Do I like dancing????

Not life altering you say? Wrong! The answer to this question has potentially devestating implications... for the rest of my SOCIAL life. If I say no that would then imply that I would NOT dance at any future event with dancing. I am not a party animal but I hate the thought of being labeled the "party pooper"!! If I say yes then I am, in a sense obligated, to dance at any event with dancing including places like skanky clubs and sketchy bars. While I don't attend such establishments on a regular basis the thought of HAVING to dance in such places fills me with sheer dread. Why? Perhapes it's because I can't seem to ignore the frottage going on around me enough to actually enjoy dancing.

Yes I said frottage. If you don't know what it means look it up!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have never heard the word frottage before, so I did head over to dictionary.com to check it out. Thanks for the education! I have only been to a club a handful of times...all since I've been married but just with girlfriends and no Derek. I hate when the guys try to frottage all up on me! Okay, it only happened once, but I had to completely remove myself from the dance floor and throw up in my mouth. yuck! I really love that picture-too funny! That is exactly how I feel when I dance! And hi Dani!

Way to go with the running club! Before you know it, you will join a running club that trains for a marathon or a half marathon. :)

Lindsey said...

I do not dance. Well, unless there are about nine hundred other people and I am at a wedding as a part of the wedding party and have consumed alcohol. Obscurity is what I like best. Clubs? Not so much. I will like you no matter which you choose. :)

Amanda Lane said...

This is one of the best pictures I have ever seen.